Top ten signs you're dating a tester

Top 10 Signs That You're Dating A Tester

10. Your love letters get returned to you marked up with red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes.

9. When you complain about him spending too much time with you, he replies that he's in the middle of a soak test.

8. He keeps asking for a "spec" so he'll know how his "harness" should "interface" with you.

7. He'll always do something wrong twice so he can provide accurate repro steps.

6. When you tell him that you won't change something, he'll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for changing this one.

5. When you ask him how you look in an outfit, he'll actually tell you.

4. When you give him the "It's not you, it's me" breakup line, he'll agree with you and give specifics.

3. He won't help change a burned out lightbulb because his job is simply to report that it's burned out.

2. He'll keep bringing up old problems that you've since worked out just to make sure that they're still gone....and the number one way to tell you're dating a tester...

1. In the bedroom, he keeps "probing" the incorrect "input."

(Thanks to Rom)